"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003
I just can’t
how bad the puns on this site are getting
That is the best pun EVER
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.