timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa